Update #1: Mouse finally lost battle!
Update #2: Noah is finally feeling better. For those of you familiar with how he's been rating his health lately, he finally said he was a TEN yesterday! He played baseball tonight and is going to spend some time at camp tomorrow. If all goes well, he could possibly spend Friday night at camp. He's pretty jazzed about that!
Finally, I was sharing with my sis-in-law and my childhood friend, Nikki, about my "what the heck" moments I've been having around the house lately. Okay, so you know how you walk into MOST homes (i.e. sis-in-law's and Nikki's) and you think to yourself, "What a beautiful home" (translation: Their house is picked up, clutter-free, neatly decorated, and feels so warm and cozy. The kind of home where you want to sit down, drink a cup of coffee, and chit chat for hours). Well, I was telling them that I KNOW that is not what people feel when they walk into my home. Instead of "What a beautiful home", I'm sure they are thinking, "WHAT THE HECK?!". Let me fill you in on my WHAT THE HECKS lying around the house........
1. A new can of Niagra super starch spray is sitting upon the mirrored shelf by my front door..WHAT THE HECK? Hello.....it belongs in the laundry room.
2. My t.v. antennas (yes, we are too cheap for cable) have broken bunny ears. Actually, the kitchen t.v. has lost both its ears. WHAT THE HECK? Go to Target and buy a new antenna...or two......or, call the cable man and go earless for the first time in ten years.
3. Pattern pieces of a jacket are sitting atop my kids' bookcase. WHAT THE HECK? Set up a sewing room IN THE ROOM designated for sewing.
4. My box of scrapbooking stickers has set on the floor by my bed since Noah was doing a school project three months ago......You said it. Girlfriend, you gots to put your stuff down in craft room!
5. As I sit here typing, I look over to the ledge behind the couch. Not one, not two, but three smoke detectors lie there.......No, they weren't just purchased recently. They were purchased WHEN WE MOVED HERE TWO YEARS AGO. WHAT THE HECK?! Oh, and there is a fourth smoke detector actually hanging above the other three. Right smack in the middle of the wall. Yep......I'm first rate when it comes to wallhangings. My husband just noticed what I was typing. He's nervous I am going to say something about him. I'm not saying anything, but it's not my job to hang the smoke detectors. Love you, Jamie.............
6. As you stroll upstairs, you will find three wallhangings.....on the floor. Been there since--you got it--about two years ago. Last time I checked, decorating a home meant hanging things on the wall, not placing them on the floor and praying the decorating fairies would do the rest.
7. Okay.....so I haven't taken the opportunity to really think out the ebb and flow of our home. It was made obvious when my Wataga sis-in-law opened our kitchen cabinet this winter in search of, oh, probably a dish or something. She didn't know she had opened our medicine cabinet......and my cookbook cabinet, and my cabinet with enough knick nacks to fill a paddywack....all in one cabinet. I got the hint she was a bit shocked when she said TRI---ISH! ....and I know what she was thinking (and it wasn't.....what a warm and beautiful home).
Needless to say, I have begun to tear into the house and try to make it into a warm and cozy home rather than a cluttered and character-lacking home. My cookbooks are all out of the cupboard and ALL OVER my kitchen. I have thrown out way too much expired medicine, and my knick knacks will soon be orphans if I don't find a different place to place them in the house. I sure will try to hang some things. I just don't have any of that decorating sense anywhere in my bones. My mom decorated with Home Interiors......no thank you. The farmer man and wife statues that I grew up with spooked me too many nights.

Well, I guess I've made my point clear. My cluttered house stresses me out. Are you ready for another sports analogy--tough...here it goes.........

See, I played post (#4 or #5 spot) my basketball playing days. I loved to do the grunt work to score when I got the ball. Playing point guard was not on my radar (for many reasons). Point guards are the leaders. They are the traffic controllers. They are the ones who start the offense most times down the floor. See, being the post, I loved waiting to be told what offense to run and then working my booty off (yes, I just used a 1990 word) to get the ball fed into me.............do you see where I'm going with this yet? That's how I am with setting up a home. I will work hard if I have someone as my point guard, feeding me the ball so I can score(decorate, organize, etc.). I don't have a point guard at home. I'm posting up, but nobody is at the top of the key telling me what offense (decor, organizing tool, etc.) to run. That is why I'm spinning my wheels. So, what's the solution???? Hmmmm, me thinks Nikki, Laura, Andrea and all my other friends and family with decorating savvy.........you make great point guards!